The quotes are currently sorted by movie, but my organization may fall apart later if I get lazy. If you have any suggestions for quotes, send me mail by clicking here.
"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I...I'll go"
"Pardon my french, but he's so tense that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in a week you'd have a diamond."
"Niiiine times."
"I know it's a little childish, but then again, so is high school."
Teacher: Bueller?.......Bueller?......Bueller?
Girl: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Grace: The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads... they all adore him. They think he's a rightous dude.
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do...with a gun rack?"
"It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."
"Come to the place where the games are played, it's hip, it's cool, it's Noah's Arcade."
"Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
"Riiiiiiiiight."
"Baby. The other other white meat."
"I'm higher on the food chain than you. Get in my belly!"
"Liquid hot MAG-MA."
"You're one groovy baby.......baby."
"What the French call a certain...I don't know what."